Quotes
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Susan Harper : Good afternoon.
Server : Hmmm.
Susan Harper : Minestrone soup? Looks delicious!
Server : It's vegetable lasagne.
Susan Harper : And what's that?
Server : Shepherd's pie.
Susan Harper : Are the potatoes locally grown?
Server : Hope not. This is Manchester.
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Susan Harper : You know, you don't have to feel hassled by a bunch of bourgeois students whose parents are picking up the bill.
Server : No, I'm feeling hassled by the pain in the arse in front of me!
