Roger : So, who is this man who's driven you to 4.96% alcohol?
Ben : Abi's father.
Roger : [Gasps] My future father-in-law.
Ben : Roger, you've not even asked the girl out yet.
Roger : I'm just waiting for the right moment.
Ben : Yes. They'll be opening Pig Airport before it's the right moment.
Ben : What are you doing?
Roger : [Getting a tea bag out of a fish tank] Making a cup of tea. Would you like one?
Ben : Yes. Could I have mine in a cup?
Roger : I wanted to make myself a cup of tea, but I didn't have any tea bags. Or milk. Or cups. Or a kettle. Or company. So, Ben, what's happening?
Ben : You're leaving. I'm working. Goodbye.
Ben : Don't tell me you're going to get married again?
Richard : Not again. For the first time... in my heart.
Roger : That is so beautiful!
Ben : No, it is not! This man has charmed and manipulated his way in and out of everything in his life! And I, for one, am...
Roger : Jealous?
Roger : Don't worry, Ben! If things slow down, I've always got my balloon animals!
[Pulls out a balloon]
Roger : Can you guess what this will become?
Ben : A rectal thermometer!
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