My Family (TV Series)
May the Best Man Win (2003)
Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper
Quotes
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Ben : The, the... the thing is, Abi, er...
Susan Harper : He's got some news!
Ben : ...and, er...
Susan Harper : You're not going to like it very much!
Ben : Why don't you tell her?
Susan Harper : No, no, no, no, no! I wouldn't dream of it! I'm not saying a word! My lips are sealed!
Ben : Good. The thing is, Abi...
Susan Harper : Your father's getting married again!
Abi : What?
Ben : Yes, he's getting married to...
Susan Harper : ...to a woman named Gina Beresford!
Abi : I don't believe it! Why does he keep doing this? I hate him! I hate him! I HATE HIM!
Ben : [Looks at Susan angrily]
Susan Harper : Well, you made a complete hash of that!
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Abi : [about her dad] It's not just because he's getting married. It's because he's a thoughtless pig. Although, pigs do think quite a lot. I hear they're cleverer than dolphins, but they can't swim as well as them, though.
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Susan Harper : Look, Abi, you're an adult now - theoretically - and your father is not your problem any more. He's Gina Beresford's problem.
Abi : And that's my problem - we went to school together!
Susan Harper : She's not your age?
Abi : No. She's three years younger.
Susan Harper : God! This is starting to sound like 'Emmerdale'!
Abi : And I bet they're getting married next week!
Susan Harper : How do you know?
Abi : Half term.
Susan Harper : That's it! I think I'm going to be sick!