[first lines]
[Michael breaks the living room window with a bazooka]
Susan: What the hell was that?
Michael: Um, if I said it was nothing, would you believe me?
Susan: Michael!
Michael: All right, it was for my science project... on organic foods.
Susan: [spacing each word] You fired a rocket through a window?
Michael: Come on, Mum. Do you think I'm so stupid I'd launch a rocket through our living room window? It was a sausage.
Susan: Michael, you could have killed someone!
Michael: It was an organic sausage.
Susan: That's it. You're grounded until further notice.
Michael: Grounded?
Susan: Michael, you could've taken someone's eye out.
Michael: Don't be silly, it exploded before it hit anything.
Susan: [Thinks] Did Nick put you up to this?
Michael: Actually, we had been planning to start up our own high-speed food delivery service.
[Abi runs into the house]
Abi: You're not gonna believe this! I was getting off the bus, when it started raining sausage! I have prayed for this day.
Michael: See? Our first satisfied customer.