My Family (TV Series)
I Second That Emulsion (2001)
Eddie Osei: Mr. Travis
Quotes
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Ben : Come on! Come on! I know you're in there! Come on, hurry up, you useless idiot!
Mr. Travis : Excuse me?
Ben : [Expecting Nick] Oh... I'm sorry. I was expecting a useless idiot.
Mr. Travis : Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir!
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Ben : Sorry, er, where's Nick?
Mr. Travis : Hmm?
Ben : Nick. Nick Harper. The bloke working here yesterday.
Mr. Travis : I'm still not with you, sir.
Ben : Look, he sold me this revolting paint. He got the numbers wrong on the paint mixer and managed to produce something the colour of a meerkat's vomit.
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Ben : Look, I'd like my money back, please.
Mr. Travis : I don't think so, sir.
Ben : I'd like my money back.
Mr. Travis : I don't think so, sir.
Ben : Look, I... we could go on like this for some time. And whilst presumably you have better things to do, for me, I'd rather be here than be at home, actually.
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Mr. Travis : There was no Nick Harper working here yesterday.
Ben : Look... 6'2", reddish hair?
Mr. Travis : Oh! You mean Cliff Challenger!
Ben : Cliff Challenger?
Mr. Travis : Why didn't you say so before, sir?
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Mr. Travis : Oh, no, no, no! It couldn't have been Cliff who mixed you this paint. He's been our best worker ever!
Ben : He, er... what?
Mr. Travis : Yes! He's been promoted to head office in High Wycombe!
Ben : You're lying, aren't you?
Mr. Travis : Yes.
Ben : You know how I know you're lying?
Mr. Travis : No.
Ben : Because Cliff Challenger is my son. And I do know for a fact that his talents do not lie in the executive area.
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Ben : Look, look... whatever my son has or hasn't done, I'd just like my money back for this paint, thank you.
Mr. Travis : Why? It's your fault!
Ben : What? What do you mean, my fault?
Mr. Travis : Well, you knew he was a complete idiot when you bought it!
Ben : Excuse me! My son is not an idiot!
[Mr Travis crosses his arms, disagreeing with Ben's remark]
Ben : Yeah, OK. How much do you want?
