My Family (TV Series)
I Second That Emulsion (2001)
Kris Marshall: Nick Harper
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Quotes
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Ben : [On seeing Nick taking his clothes off while making breakfast] Er, Nick... er, what are you doing?
Nick Harper : Just following the recipe. It's from 'The Naked Chef'.
Ben : Ah, see, erm... See, Nick, the... 'The Naked Chef' isn't actually naked, see? It's the name of the programme.
Nick Harper : Oh, I'm willing to go that extra mile!
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Ben : What in the name of Satan are you doing?
Nick Harper : Tuning the piano.
Ben : Why don't I go back upstairs, back to bed and hopefully when I wake up, you won't be tuning the piano?
Nick Harper : Hey! Carry on like that, dad, you'll wish your life away!
Ben : I've tried wishing, Nick. It doesn't work.
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Nick Harper : You see, I met this bloke in a pub and he sold me this piano tuning gear. Only £80! He said you could make a lot of money with this!
Ben : Well, he certainly has!
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Nick Harper : Morning, guv'nor! What can I do you for?
Ben : Great Caesar's ghost!
Nick Harper : Hello, dad! What are you doing here?
Ben : I asked you first.
Nick Harper : No, you didn't.
Ben : You didn't tell me you were working here.
Nick Harper : Dad, if I told you every time I got a new job, I'd never have time to work!
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Brian : Why d'you keep calling me Stu?
Nick Harper : Well, it's short for, erm... for, erm... Stupid.
Brian : Ah! Cool!
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Nick Harper : [Coming from under the dust sheets] Hello, Stu!
Brian : [Startled] Alright? I didn't see you there!
Nick Harper : I know. Someone put a sheet over me.
Brian : Yeah, that was me. Why didn't you say anything?
Nick Harper : I thought you were tucking me in.
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Nick Harper : So, Stu. How's the decorating going? Not much happening, is there?
Brian : I don't know. I haven't started yet.
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[Ben is frustrated after Nick has tuned his piano to play one note]
Nick Harper : Pretty good, eh?
Ben : Nick, you've managed to tune the whole piano to play the same note!
Nick Harper : That's right. Middle C. Perfect!
Ben : What in the name of all the gods is the point of that?
Nick Harper : Well, what is the point of a sunset? What is the point of a snowflake? What is the point of a butterfly's wing?
Ben : You're right. What is the point?