My Family (TV Series)
Get Cartier (2001)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Janey Harper : And could you not wear that any more?
Ben Harper : What, me? What, the T-shirt? I love this T-shirt.
Janey Harper : Er, you can see your nipples and it makes me sick!
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Janey Harper : [Sees a stack of £50 notes] Oh, pretty!
Ben Harper : No, no, no! Get your hands off that, please!
Susan Harper : It's been tainted by the mob!
Janey Harper : Then we'd better get rid of it fast!
Ben Harper : Funny. We said that the day you were born!
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[the family are not enjoying Susan's dinner]
Susan Harper : So, why is no one eating?
Ben Harper : Well... we thought we'd let it breathe a bit more.
Michael Harper : To bring out the bouquet.
Janey Harper : I'd rather bring out the bin!
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Ben Harper : [after receiving a set of tyres from some mysterious men] Susan, you don't understand! I'm telling you this is a gift from the mob!
Nick Harper : What mob?
Janey Harper : Dad's involved with the mob!
Michael Harper : Yeah, right! What would the mob want dad for?
Nick Harper : Target practice?
[Everyone except Ben laughs]
Ben Harper : Oh, yes! Fine! Laugh! Go on, laugh - until I botch up a gangster's filling and mysteriously disappear!
Susan Harper : At least I'll have the tyres to remember you by!
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Ben Harper : We are the Harpers! Everything we have - the clothes on our back, the food on the table - is made from the sweat of our brow!
Janey Harper : So that explains the risotto!