My Family (TV Series)

Droit de Seigneur Ben (2000)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : I remember all the feelings I had when I was first going out. The thrill of the chase. What they kissed like. How I felt when I touched them...

  Janey : Mum!

  Nick : Oh, God!

  Michael Harper : I'm going to be in therapy for the rest of my life!

  Susan Harper : It's just sex, boys!

• Michael Harper : So, what's that?

  Susan : [Holding a vinyl record]  This is Don Giovanni, one of the greatest operas of all time.

  Michael Harper : No, that - with a hole in the middle.

  Susan : [pause]  I just felt myself age 50 years!