My Family (TV Series)
Droit de Seigneur Ben (2000)
Daisy Donovan: Brigitte McKay
Quotes
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Brigitte McKay : Do you know who that is?
Ben : No. In the chair, Brigitte? I don't, actually, no. One minute, I turn my back. The next minute, there he was - bang! Sprung up like a fungus! That's how I get all my patients.
Brigitte McKay : He is Lord Whitten, champion of organic farmers everywhere.
Ben : ...whereas to me, he's simply "lost filling with a receding gum line and breath that could kill a horse".
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Brigitte McKay : Can I just say, Lord Whitten, that I was deeply, deeply moved by your pamphlet on the recycling of faecal waste?
Lord Whitten : Really?
Brigitte McKay : Yeah.
Lord Whitten : Now, you see, *this* is the sort of girl my son should be meeting! Solid! Natural!
Ben : Are we still talking faecal waste?
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Brigitte McKay : Mr Harper has a daughter!
Ben : No, I don't!
Brigitte McKay : Yes, you do! Janey's charming!
Ben : You don't live with her!
Lord Whitten : Is she a normal teenage girl?
Ben : That's a contradiction in terms.
Lord Whitten : No, no, no... I mean, I mean... er, d-does she have a pierced eyelid?
Ben : No.
Lord Whitten : Does she have nails in her neck?
Ben : Er... not yet.
Lord Whitten : And has she clipped her personal topiary into the shape of a duck?
Ben : Erm... I just hope I never find out!
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Brigitte McKay : You're never going to guess who's in the waiting room.
Ben : Correct.
Brigitte McKay : Well, if you're not going to try, I'm not going to tell you.
Ben : Good.
Brigitte McKay : Lord Whitten's son.
Ben : [Stands up slowly, angry on realising the same guy might have assaulted Janey] What?
Brigitte McKay : Apparently, he broke his tooth on something.
Ben : Yes - my daughter's bra strap!
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Ben : That boy tried to assault my daughter Janey!
Brigitte McKay : How could you let her go out with him?
Ben : You...
Brigitte McKay : Maybe I should call her and offer my support.
Ben : No! Don't! Don't do anything ever again! Oh, my God! I promised not to say anything and there I go telling you!
Brigitte McKay : You couldn't help it! Most men crack under the pressure of my wily interrogation!
Ben : You only said 'What?'
Brigitte McKay : I know! It's uncanny, isn't it?
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Ben : Right, it's showtime! Are we numb yet?
Young Whitten : No, no! You haven't given me my novocaine!
Ben : Ah, good! So, are we done now?
Young Whitten : No! Are you crazy? Don't you understand the word 'no'?
Ben : Me? Didn't you understand the word 'no' when my daughter said 'no'?
Young Whitten : What is he talking about?
Ben : Don't play games with me, Toby!
Young Whitten : I'm not Toby! I'm James!
Ben : [pause] You're who?
Young Whitten : I'm James! James... Toby's brother!
Brigitte McKay : [pause] Your father never mentioned James.
Young Whitten : Yeah, well, he never mentions me at all! I'm not natural enough for his all natural England!
Brigitte McKay : You don't eat organic?
Young Whitten : No, no, no, no. I'm gay.
Brigitte McKay : Gays don't eat organic?