- [first lines]
- [Ben and Susan are awakened by Nick bouncing on their bed]
- Ben: Who?
- Susan: What the hell are you doing?
- Ben: It's two o'clock in the morning!
- Nick: Can I open my presents now?
- Ben: No!
- Nick: Oh please, Dad, please. Just one, please.
- Ben: No!
- Nick: Mum, just one. Please!
- Susan: No.
- Nick: Why not?
- Ben: It's December the nineteenth!
- [last lines]
- Mr. Bradley's Son: Thanks for phoning, Dad.
- Mr. Bradley's Daughter: It's lovely telly. Nice clear picture.
- Mr. Bradley: Thanks for helping me shift it.
- Mr. Bradley's Son: Hey, what are families for?
- Mr. Bradley's Grandson: Merry Christmas, Granddad.
- Mr. Bradley, Mr. Bradley's Son, Mr. Bradley's Daughter: Merry Christmas.