My Family (TV Series)

A Handful of Dust (2002)

Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

Quotes 

• Ben : What does a gorillagram do, actually? Oh, it's not a stripping job, is it?

  Nick : No. You're thinking of a stripagram. A gorillagram is entirely different. I burst into the room completely unannounced, do a bit of the old comedy banana play, and then I sing them 'Happy Birthday'. Or 'Congratulations'. Or 'Deepest Sympathy'. And then if they want me to strip, I do.

  Abi Harper : Why don't you strip for your dad? It's his birthday.

  Nick : Hey, if I do it for anyone, it'll just make it tacky!