My Family (TV Series)
'Tis Pity She's a Whore (2001)
Steven O'Neill: Policeman
Quotes
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[Ben tries to take another photo of his bench, but two hookers sit on it]
Hooker : Take us next!
Hooker : Cheese!
Hooker : Let's have a nice big flash!
Ben Harper : What the hell? Sorry, sorry, sorry... What are you doing here?
Hooker : Depends on how much money you've got!
Ben Harper : What? Oh, no, no! I'm taking a picture of my bench! See - my bench? Er... Ben Harper? That's me!
Hooker : Oh, you're the bloke who put the bench here! Sally, it's our mystery benefactor!
Hooker : We don't get much of a chance to sit in our line of work!
Ben Harper : Look, come on. Come on. Move out. There's going to be trouble.
Hooker : This is our spot! We like it here! It's a good location right near the ice cream stand! Chubby men tip better!
Ben Harper : Look, erm... How much is it going to cost me just to get you to move on for a while?
Hooker : For an hour or for the whole night?
Hooker : Are you just paying for her or the two of us?
Ben Harper : Oh, fine!
Hooker : [Spots a policeman coming up behind Ben] Forget it!
Ben Harper : Let's not haggle! Come on! Here's £50 for both of you for as long as it takes!
Policeman : Aren't we the frisky one... grandad?