My Family (TV Series)
'Tis Pity She's a Whore (2001)
Timothy Bateson: Derelict
Quotes
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[Ben tries to take a photo of himself and his bench when a hobo sits on it]
Ben Harper : Sorry! Hello? Hello? Sorry! Haha! Very good! Yes, I am glad you're enjoying *my* bench!
Derelict : It's my bench! Sod off!
Ben Harper : No! Despite your eloquence, sir, it's *my* bench! My bench! Ben Harper - see? That's me! Yes, donated by me to the good, hard-working people of London in recognition of four generations of diligent haberdashers who would have otherwise been forgotten!
Derelict : God! Not another loony!