Joe Prospero: Dillon Phillips

Quotes 

• Dillon Phillips : I was just wondering if you believe in ghosts, Dad.

  Prime Minister : Absolutely, yeah. Yes, the previous Prime Minister comes back to haunt me all the time.

  Dillon Phillips : Is he dead?

  Prime Minister : No, sadly. More like undead.

  Dillon Phillips : I mean a real ghost.

  Prime Minister : No. I don't have time for ghosts, Dillon. No, they don't have votes. It's one of the conditions of being on the electoral roll. You can't be dead.

• Dillon Phillips : Mom said it was OK to bring a friend down for the weekend.

  Prime Minister : Yeah, fine. Anyone I know?

  Dillon Phillips : Uhhh, it's Flash.

  Prime Minister : Flash? But you hate Flash. Why are you inviting someone to stay with us whom you can't stand?

  Dillon Phillips : Isn't that what you're doing?

  [the PM will be hosting the Belgian Prime Minister for the weekend] 

  Prime Minister : True. But this is diplomacy, Dillon. Continuation of war by other means.

  Dillon Phillips : Same here.

  Prime Minister : Yeah, all right, he can stay, as long as you behave yourself.

  Dillon Phillips : What do you mean?

  Prime Minister : Well, I don't think, for example, that the Belgian Prime Minister needs to know that you can burp 'God Save the Queen'.