- Maria Portokalos: Nick, hurry up with that food! The man's got a gun!
- [turns toward the customer, who is a police officer]
- Maria Portokalos: I'm just pretending you're one of those loose cannon copss, like Burt Reynolds, may he rest in peace!
- Nia Portokalos: Ma, he's still alive.
- Maria Portokalos: Not really. Loni Anderson sucked the life right out of him!