- Phil: With a name like Blitzer, he should be flyin' over my house at Christmas with Rudolph's tail in his face.
- Peter Hunt: I've been through Beirut, Mogadishu, and the baggage claim area at Kennedy Airport. I think I can survive this neighborhood.
- Frank Fontana: Who could read this? My cousin Sonny has better penmanship than this, and he lost his thumb in a pasta machine accident!
- Jim Dial: You keep adding people to a show, and you end up like "60 Minutes". Takes them twenty minutes just to introduce everybody.