- Murphy Brown: I don't like to think about my co-workers having sex. It's nothing personal - it just makes my flesh crawl.
- Miles Silverberg: To get things started...
- Corky Sherwood: [taking flowerless stem from him] A flower stem?
- Miles Silverberg: For the most perfect rose I've ever seen. When I told it it was for you, it shed its petals from the embarrassment of paling next to your beauty.
- Miles Silverberg: Let me ask you something: Do you think it's weird to be married, and not have sex for three months?
- Jim Dial: Of course not... Oh - you mean the *first* three months.