- Murphy Brown: You're in charge of the napkins! The only ones I have in the house say "Bon Voyage" - and while I appreciate the irony, it's possible other people may find it in bad taste.
- Murphy Brown: I have a fine relationship with the crew.
- Corky Sherwood: In the land of opposites, maybe.
- Murphy Brown: I'm ashamed to say this, but this man - who touched all your lives - didn't touch mine at all. And I really feel a sense of loss, because you've painted a picture of a person I really wish I'd gotten to know. But he's gone now, and I blew it. But the only thing that makes me feel a little better is knowing that there was this man who existed, who was simple, and kind, and good, and with whom - though I don't remember it - I shared a moment.
- Duane: Gee, I thought this part would be a whole lot funnier.
- Miles Silverberg: Tell me - what happened when she found out?
- Murphy Brown: Found out *what*?
- [everyone rushes for the door]
- Murphy Brown: Hold it!... Next person who moves a foot leaves it here.
- Jim Dial: Good lord, slugger - you made bunny ears behind Miles again?
- Miles Silverberg: Seven years - not one photo I can hang on my wall.
- John: Well, I think we all know why we're here - to give somebody we work with exactly what they deserve.
- John: There *was* no Jack.
- Murphy Brown: Well, that really stinks. He was the only member of the crew who liked me!