- Miller Redfield: French food. Crazy, huh? Fifty years ago, we were at war with them - now we're eating in their restaurants.
- Vendela: I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you full yet?
- Murphy Brown: Hey - I was full an hour ago. But pros play with pain.
- Corky Sherwood: I'm *not* wasting time with Miller. He's sweet, and affectionate - and he always wants to be with me.
- Murphy Brown: So does a Golden Retriever - and unlike Miller, they actually seem to understand you when you talk to them.
- Murphy Brown: [answering phone late at night] Hello... What?... No, I'm not interested in changing my long-distance carrier!
- Jim Dial: For heaven's sake - your name is Miles Silverberg, not Brad Pitt! Pick someone with two X chromosomes, and be done with it!