- McGovern: I know I'm new here, but how have you guys put up with her for all these years?
- Frank Fontana: Therapy.
- Jim Dial: Scotch.
- Miller Redfield: I guess when you're born as good-looking as we are, you sometimes forget that you're not always gonna get what you want.
- Murphy Brown: You find Dan Quayle sexy?
- McGovern: Oh, my god - are you kidding? I'd kill for him to father my child. Wouldn't you?