- Frank Fontana: He was drunk, and you were asleep - right?
- Murphy Brown: No, Frank - that's *your* sex life!
- Peter Hunt: We both knew it was just a matter of time before we crashed and burned - but I thought at least maybe we'd get the plane out of the hangar.
- Peter Hunt: I'm in town for three days.
- Murphy Brown: Three days? That's forever. My marriage lasted five.
- Murphy Brown: What music was playing when you had your first kiss?
- Peter Hunt: "I'm a Little Teapot"; I started early.