- Murphy Brown: [reading the dialogue in Frank's play] "Maybe it's the weed talking, Frank, but you're the grooviest guy I ever met." Oh, god - who am I kidding? Not even a five-time Emmy winner could make that believable!
- Murphy Brown: It would be one thing if you were asking me to water your plants. Even then, I'd *tell* you I'd water them, but I'd just let them die.