Murder, She Wrote (TV Series)

Simon Says, Color Me Dead (1987)

Foster Brooks: Simon Thane

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Simon Thane : Checking to see if any of your books have been discounted, Jessica?

  Jessica Fletcher : Simon, you know I really should be annoyed with you. The season's almost over and nary a phone call. I'm beginning to think that those stories about you becoming a recluse are true.

  Simon Thane : They are. I should know. I started them myself.