- [first lines]
- [breaking in to steal a bust of Shakespeare]
- Mike Seresino: Hey, Willie, baby. Takin' you for a little trip, all right?
- [last lines]
- Sarah Tyler: Hi, Professor Matthews.
- Prof. Harry Matthews: Hi.
- Sarah Tyler: Did you see your welcome home present?
- Prof. Harry Matthews: Why no. What...
- [Mike removes covering to reveal bust of Shakespeare]
- Mike Seresino: Well, he's back!