- [Hoffman is angry at Doctor Lester. He thinks the doctor is incompetent]
- Theodore Hoffman: My God! The continent tilts and every quack with a diploma rolls out here and gets an ocean view
- Dr. Graham Lester: On the off chance that you're myopic, Mr. Hoffman, let me acquaint you with my wall hangings. I am board certified by both the American Colleges of Internal Medicine and of Psychiatry. I am a teaching clinical professor at the University of...
- [Hoffman cuts him off mid sentence]
- Theodore Hoffman: And I can name five Popes who killed people.