- The Newsman: And now, direct from the Chicago Livestock Board, here are the gestation periods.
- Baby: [watching the newsman on TV] Gestation...
- The Newsman: Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods. Pigs: 113 days; cows: 284 days; horses: 337 days; and elephants: 645 days. Elsewhere on the agricultural news front, the recent bumper crop has been causing problems for farmers. Widespread dumping of produce has resulted from this bumper crop. And now -
- [suddenly, a bunch of car bumpers are dumped on him and his desk]
- Fozzie Bear: Anyway, Kermit, my-my poetry's just as good as my comedy.
- Kermit the Frog: It's that bad, huh?
- Kermit the Frog: Good evening, good evening, good evening! I am the frog, you are the audience and this is The Muppet Show. It works out kinda nice that way.