The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Arlo Guthrie (1979)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Baby, Mother

Quotes 

• The Newsman : And now, direct from the Chicago Livestock Board, here are the gestation periods.

  Baby : [watching the newsman on TV]  Gestation...

  The Newsman : Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods. Pigs: 113 days; cows: 284 days; horses: 337 days; and elephants: 645 days. Elsewhere on the agricultural news front, the recent bumper crop has been causing problems for farmers. Widespread dumping of produce has resulted from this bumper crop. And now -

  [suddenly, a bunch of car bumpers are dumped on him and his desk] 

• Fozzie Bear : Anyway, Kermit, my-my poetry's just as good as my comedy.

  Kermit the Frog : It's that bad, huh?