The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Liza Minnelli (1979)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Statler : [Statler and Waldorf are in prison uniforms in a cell in the balcony]  How long are we here for?

  Waldorf : Twenty years.

  Statler : If I'd known that judge was giving us the box, I'd have asked for the chair.

  [They both laugh] 

• Statler : Run for your lifes!

  Waldorf : This show is murder!

• Kermit the Private Eye : [narrating]  I'll never understand show people. A murder is committed and they go out and sing.