The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Steve Martin (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Lenny the Lizard, Statler, Cauliflower, Asparagus, Zucchini Brother

Quotes 

• Statler : Well, that was different.

  Waldorf : Yeah, lousy.

  Statler , Waldorf : But different.

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, thank you, thank you, and uh... welcome, for the moment to The Muppet Show. Uh, listen, I really feel bad about this, but I have a special announcement.

  Waldorf : Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last.

  Statler : Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been cancelled.

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, tonight's show has been cancelled.

  [Statler and Waldorf look at each other in shock] 

  Statler : Have I died and gone to heaven?

• Zucchini Brother #1 : No boom-a, boom-a...

  Zucchini Brother #2 : No boom-a, boom-a!

  Zucchini Brother #1 : Annette Funicello!

  Zucchini Brother #2 : Chiao, Fredo, it's a dud-a, dud!