The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Jim Nabors (1976)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Chicken, Wayne

Quotes 

• Waldorf : [in response to Fozzie's monologue]  Hey, hey, hey! It's that silly bear!

  Statler : Time for the audience to go elsewhere!

• Waldorf : Pay up, they made it through another one.

  Statler : Double or nothing, next week's show?

  Waldorf : You're on.

• Kermit the Frog : Here we are, moving right along now, the comedy star of our show, the man who comes to us direct from a very long engagement, but a very short marriage, the man who thinks that Elton John is a singing bathroom, I'd like to bring out one of the top comics of the business...

  Statler : Yeah, since he's not here, bring out the regular guy!

  Kermit the Frog : Okay, here he is now, our very own barrel of g, Mr. Fozzie Bear!

  Fozzie Bear : [coming out onstage]  Thank you, thank you! Time for fun with Fozzie Bear! Here's some jokes from everywhere!