The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Joel Grey (1976)

Richard Hunt: Boppity, Statler, Miss Piggy, Pig, Wayne, Mildred, Hat

Quotes 

• Waldorf : The show's speeding along very quickly this evening.

  Statler : Oh yes, someone must have told them it's harder to hit a moving target.

• Waldorf : More! More!

  Statler : [softly]  No, not so loud! They may hear you!

• Waldorf : [after "Wilkommen"]  Another star in the tradition of the late great Boris Klinger.

  Statler : Boris Klinger? Why, you old fool! Boris Klinger was the worst music hall act to ever step onto the stage!

  Waldorf : In your opinion, maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance.

  Statler : Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar and the rest brought the feathers!

• Waldorf : [Kermit complained about what a dull guest Joel is]  Dull, my foot; why, that young man's one of the all-time greats! You hear me? One of the greats!

  Statler : Well, you'll get no argument from me on that.

  Waldorf : That may be the first time we ever agreed on anything in our lives.

  Statler : No, we once agreed in the summer of 1912.

  Waldorf : What was that?

  Statler : We agreed that Kaiser Bill looked silly in a hat! Remember?

  Waldorf : [laughs]  No.