- Bob: Dudes, this chase is classic!
- David: ...Awesome
- Bob: No dude, it's classic
- David: No dude, awesome
- Various: Dudes, your both wrong, it's core
- Bob: What? A half hour ago you agreed it was classic?
- Various: Well that was then and... ehh, this is now! It's core
- David: Classic
- Bob: What? Now you agree its classic?
- David: No dude, him switching over is a classic move on his part. The chase is still awesome.
- Bob: Fuck you!
- David: ...look of disgust on his face... FUCK YOU!
- Thomas Jefferson: [about the newly-designed American flag] But tell me: why fifty stars?
- Abraham Lincoln: Each star represents a Playmate that I've slept with.