- [Mearth cries when his model train stops working]
- Fred McConnell: Mearth, it's alright, it's just a few loose connections on the transformer. It's old and it doesn't work very well anymore.
- Mork: You understand, son, like the Nielsen ratings.
- Fred McConnell: You know, I gave these trains to Mindy over 20 years ago, but she wasn't interested in any toy that didn't cry or wet or have a best friend named Midge.