Musical guests are Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen, Robert Young and Susan Maughan. Janet Webb appears in the opening at the request of Arthur Lowe. Ernie's play is "Mutiny on the Bounty" with Arthur Lowe as Captain Bligh.
Arthur Lowe meets The Star Of The Show (or The Lady Who Comes Down at the End). Other sketches include Eric and his Wife go to Marriage Guidance, Explaining The Facts Of Life to Milton, Park Chat With an Unhappy Father, The Absent Organist, and Ernie's new play "Monty On The Bonty". Musical performances are from Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen, Robert Young and Susan Maughan.—Anonymous
The show opens with Eric thinking he is the star of the show. Arthur Lowe is introduced and wants to meet the real star of the show, Janet Webb. Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen perform "T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It)". Ernie plays a marriage guidance officer. Robert Young sings "I'll Give You the Earth". Eric and Ernie are in the park with prams. Susan Maughan sings "You've Made Me So Very Happy". Ernie's play is "Mutiny on the Bounty" starring Arthur Lowe as Captain Bligh.—jem