Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

The Money Programme (1972)

Rita Davies: Argument Secretary

Quotes 

• Man : I'd like to have an argument, please.

  Argument Secretary : Certainly, sir, have you been here before?

  Man : No. This will be my first time.

  Argument Secretary : I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument or were you thinking of taking a course?

  Man : Well, what is the cost?

  Argument Secretary : Well, it's £1 for a five minute argument, but only £8 for a course of ten.

  Man : Well, I think it would be best if I started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

  Argument Secretary : Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment. Mr. Bakley's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah yes, try Mr. Barnard, room 12.