Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Gets Married (2004)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : We're never gonna get away with this. They're never gonna believe we're really married.
Adrian Monk : We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?
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[Sharona and Monk are posing as a married couple]
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, this is a picnic. You have to sit on the ground.
Adrian Monk : I can't. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.
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Sharona Fleming : [after Monk refuses to sit on a bench because a bird sat on it the day before] You're impossible.
Adrian Monk : You married me.