Mod Squad (TV Series)
Captain Greer, Call Surgery (1969)
Clarence Williams III: Linc Hayes
Quotes
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Linc Hayes : Could I ask you a question, man? With the high cost of dying, why are you dealing in narco?
Vineland : Well, very few mortuaries can make five thousand a day, tax-free, clear profit without advertising. Besides, death is such a depressing business. I rather like to cheer people up once in awhile.
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Linc Hayes : Yeah, yeah, I know. Lift that mop and tote that pail.
Delores Sutton : It's your chosen profession.
Linc Hayes : Well, let's just say it was kinda forced on me.
Delores Sutton : Yeah, yeah, I know. You're a victim of economic disenfranchisement. No opportunity. No education.
Linc Hayes : Right.
Delores Sutton : Nobody has ever tried to help you.
Linc Hayes : Well, that's just about it, lady.
Delores Sutton : Ever think of trying to help yourself? Ever think it might be your responsibility?
Linc Hayes : I've thought about it.
Delores Sutton : Fine. When you do something about it, let me know. Somehow it's hard to believe you'd settle for a mop.
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Linc Hayes : Groovy, Doc! Sock it to 'em!
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Delores Sutton : Who are you? Just the other end of a mop!
Linc Hayes : Wrong, chief. I'm a police officer.
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Delores Sutton : I guess you really are a cop.
Linc Hayes : A cop with a mop. A cop who wants to help you.