Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (TV Series)
1477: Divorce (1981)
Betty Aberlin: Lady Aberlin
Quotes
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Prince Tuesday : I don't like it when my mom and dad are mad at each other.
Lady Aberlin : Of course not. It's scary, isn't it?
Prince Tuesday : Uh huh. Is it my fault?
Lady Aberlin : What?
Prince Tuesday : That they're fighting?
Lady Aberlin : I don't think so. Did you do anything to make them fight?
Prince Tuesday : One time I wished I had a jet airplane.
Airplane Saleslady : [hopefully] A Model KF-01?
Prince Tuesday : ANY kind.
Airplane Saleslady : Oh.
Prince Tuesday : But I didn't tell anybody. I just wished for it. I sure wish that I didn't have any feelings!
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Lady Aberlin : [as Lady Aberlin is bringing a container to Corny's factory, it mysteriously lifts off into the air] Oh! Where did it...?
Cornflake S. Pecially : Why, Lady Aberlin. Good to see you again.
Lady Aberlin : [still in shock] Well... something's terribly wrong.
Cornflake S. Pecially : What is it?
Lady Aberlin : I had a container and I just about to deliver it to you, and when I brought it here, the moment I set it down, it just... flew away.
Cornflake S. Pecially : It musta been an air-mail container. Get it? Air mail.
Lady Aberlin : Yes, I understand your joke, Corny, but this is no joke. I'm gonna have to find that container. Incidentally, how is your new machine working?
Cornflake S. Pecially : It's just great. Want a taste of something from it?
Lady Aberlin : Oh, it makes something to eat?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : [appears behind Corny] At least we know that. I'll bet it's eggplant parmasean.
Lady Aberlin : Lady Elaine.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : None other, toots. None other.
Lady Aberlin : I wondered if you'd be around here.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : The container is in my C room at the museum. Whenever you're ready to tell me what you're making. Toot toot.
[leaves]
Lady Aberlin : Just what I thought.
Cornflake S. Pecially : Please don't be concerned about it. I don't need the container for a few days. By then, everybody will know what I'm making. I mean, you'll be able to smell them.