Mission: Impossible (TV Series)
Old Man Out: Part 1 (1966)
Greg Morris: Barney Collier
Quotes
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Barney Collier : What is that thing?
Cinnamon Carter : Eyelash curler.
Barney Collier : That's the most diabolical-looking piece of equipment I've ever seen.
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Barney Collier : [In the tent, preparing to go on in their roles, Barney's standing in front of a mirror, putting on his makeup, for his role as the clown MC. The makeup's 'standard' clown variety; it's stark white, as Dan comes up from behind] What I want to know is; what comedian thought of this makeup?
[Dan and Barney laugh]
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Barney Collier : Are we fixed for cash? I won't have time to pass the hat.