- Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives?
- Colin: No
- Vince Noir: Hummus?
- Colin: No
- Vince Noir: Stuffed vine-leaves?
- Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there.
- Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on.
- Fisherman: You're welcome to try...
- Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg?
- Old Mr Hopkins: Waaah! Waaaah! WAAAH!
- Vince Noir: Have you seen this review?
- Howard Moon: Vince, we do not need the words of reviewers to tell us what we're about.
- Vince Noir: Well, that's lucky, 'cause there's no words in this one. It's just a picture of some sick with our names underneath it.