- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Did he give you his ETA?
- Ensign Charles Parker: Ooh, no, uh, he gave me a boy scout knife though once. You know, it had 18 tools on it. It had a screwdriver and a corkscrew.
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Chuck? Chuck?
- Ensign Charles Parker: Yes Sir?
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: ETA, that's Estimated Time of Arrival.
- Ensign Charles Parker: Estimate Time of Arri... Uh, wouldn't that be ETOA?
- Vice Adm. Parker: [Flying over the base] Well so that's Taratupa huh? I'm surprised it's still there knowing my nephew's talent for catastrophe.
- Cmdr. McIntyre: Come now sir aren't you being little hard on the boy just because he's relative?
- Vice Adm. Parker: Well now Bill you're forcing me to say it so I'll say it. My nephew is a blithering nitwit. Well they say there's one in every family but believe me not like little Charlie.
- Cmdr. McIntyre: Well surely Sir you must have some feeling for the boy after all you're making a special stop to see him.
- Vice Adm. Parker: I promised his Mother she's worried about him but not half as worried as I am. Bill it's foul-ups like little Charlie who could lose this war for us.
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: What's that? Gruber and the rest of those pirates are on shore patrol? Why, that's like giving the Dillinger mob the key to Fort Knox.