- Bret Maverick: I've still got $30. I was thinkin' I might split it with ya, and then again I might get back in that poker game and run it up to a thousand.
- Bart Maverick: But, what if you lose the thirty?
- Bret Maverick: You don't get the fifteen.
- Bart Maverick: But, if ya win the thousand?
- Bret Maverick: You do get the fifteen.
- Bart Maverick: Bret, sometimes your heart runs away with your head.
- Bart Maverick: What are you thinking now?
- Bret Maverick: I'm thinking you're awful lucky not to be an only child.
- [first lines]
- Poker Player: Well, Mr. Maverick's in. How about you, Mr. Maverick?
- Bret Maverick: [narrating] My pappy used to say, "When you're playing poker, don't trust anybody, not even your brother."
- Bart Maverick: [narrating] What he really said was "especially your brother."
- [last lines]
- Bret Maverick: [narrating] So Brother Bart and I go-eth got our money back after all.
- Bart Maverick: [narrating] Just what we started with, 10,000 apiece.
- Jessamy Longacre: [narrating] Nine thousand apiece, and 2000 for me. After all, business is business.
- Jessamy Longacre: What happened to your horse?
- Bret Maverick: I was robbed.
- Jessamy Longacre: By who?
- Bret Maverick: Robbers.