- [last lines]
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, good, I was hoping there was some of their own cash in the kitty.
- Sheriff: Why?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, you see, my cousin, Bart and I engaged in a $15,000 transaction with your, uh, customers in there. And we would hate to think it came from the honest folk in this town. You see the, uh, temptation might've been to much for us.
- Phyllis: You mean you'd actually be tempted to keep money that wasn't rightfully yours?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Oh, no. We might have been tempted to give it back.
- Bart Maverick: And if we did, we'd, uh, never be able to forgive ourselves. Miss Hulett.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Yeah, but not with the Sheriff. Besides what would you old Pappy say if he heard you'd gone to the law? Remember what he used to always tell us? "All men are equal before the law, but what kind of odds are those?"
- Bart Maverick: I'd like to send a telegram... to my Pappy. "About to get married. Settling down. Getting a job. Giving up poker forever. Your loving son, Bart."
- [after some time has passed]
- Bart Maverick: You're reply sir.
- Bart Maverick: Oh, good. "Delighted you have seen error of your ways. Congratulations. All my love to you and bride. Your proud Pappy."
- Deevers: My, isn't that a lovely sentiment?
- Bart Maverick: Yes, it's a beautiful sentiment. It's a charming sentiment.
- [softly as he is leaving]
- Bart Maverick: And that's no Pappy of mine.
- [first lines]
- [Bart and Beau getting dropping into beds in camp after riding all day]
- Beauregarde Maverick: Now, this is more like it.
- Bart Maverick: Yeah.
- Beauregarde Maverick: How far do you suppose we are from town?
- Bart Maverick: I don't care if it was ten feet. I still couldn't make it.
- Beauregarde Maverick: [yawning] I know what you mean. Pleasant dreams, Cousin Bart.
- Bart Maverick: Ditto.