- Beauregarde Maverick: Good morning, gentlemen. Pleasant day, isn't it?
- Starky: What do you think, Bradley?
- Bradley: I reckon so, Starky.
- Starky: Gotta be them. Shifty looking young fellow, and an old goat.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, ah, I can't help feeling there's a mistake in the processes being made. Would you gentlemen like to tell us what this is all about?
- Lawyer: Ti, ti, ti, ti, ti. It isn't ethical for me to listen to evidence until I'm hired.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Huh? Oh. All right, well, you're hired.
- Lawyer: That'll be $100 in advance, and another hundred if I get you off.