- Walter Findlay: I am sick and tired of your attitude Maude.You wanna wear the pants in this family?Be my guest.
- [pulls his pants down]
- Maude Findlay: Walter if you're stupid enough to stand there with your pants down,let me tell you one thing.Our guests have arrived.
- Florida Evans: [to guests] I think I owe you all an apology.If I had known that the husband of the year was gonna take his pants down,I would done a better job by ironing his shorts.