- Sue Ann Nivens: [Commenting on Ted's and Georgette's matching tuxedos] Ted, you two look adorable!
- Ted Baxter: You hear that, Georgette?
- Georgette Baxter: I don't care what anybody says. I think we look like the top of a gay wedding cake.
- Lou Grant: [Georgette opens the door for Lou; as he enters Mary's apartment, he notices Georgette's tuxedo] Hi, Georg... ette...
- Georgette Baxter: Hi, Lou. It's a rental.
- Lou Grant: Oh. What's Ted charging you?
- Lou Grant: I'll kill him.
- Mary Richards: No Mr. Grant, don't make a scene.
- Lou Grant: I'll kill him quiet.
- Ted Baxter: I lost, Lou. Sorry, I wanted you to be so proud of me.
- Lou Grant: It's alright, Ted. It doesn't matter.
- Ted Baxter: Thanks.
- Lou Grant: Even if you won, I wouldn't be proud of you.