- Charlie Haggers: [at the doctor's office] How come you gotta send the thing off to the lab?
- Dr. Fermin: Now there's the proof right there, y'see? The patient tries to play doctor and have all the answers and just winds up frightening himself.
- Loretta Haggers: Herself. I'm a her.
- Dr. Fermin: Of course you are, and a very attractive her if I may say so.
- Loretta Haggers: Thank you. I'm in show business.
- Dr. Fermin: But a her who should be home and taking it easy.
- Charlie Haggers: Well, why should she be taking it easy if there's nothing to worry about?
- Dr. Fermin: [puffs a cigarette and coughs] "Cause doctor says.
- [last lines]
- Tom Hartman: I want to tell you something, too.
- Mae Olinski: Yeah?
- Tom Hartman: You know I'm married?
- Mae Olinski: To your wife, right?
- Tom Hartman: To my wife. Does it make a difference?
- Mae Olinski: Sure, it makes a difference. But like they say, nobody's perfect.
- [Tom and Mae break into laughter and exit the bar]