Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked (1995)
Tom McCleister: Ike
Quotes
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Al Bundy : Here's the plan. We are only going to take our wives there on Thursdays.
Charlie : But Al, Thursday night is our bowling night.
Al Bundy : That's right. And why do we always go bowling on Thursday night? Because at the Jiggly Room, Thursday night is always...
Bob Rooney : A-cup night!
Jefferson D'Arcy : There's not a single Dr. Yummy in the whole house!
Al Bundy : Hence, we won't get excited.
Bob Rooney : But what if we do?
Al Bundy : Well, try to imagine Jefferson's wife up on stage with no clothes on.
Bob Rooney : What if that doesn't work?
Al Bundy : Then try to imagine Jefferson himself up on stage with no clothes on.
Ike : What if that doesn't work?
[everyone stares oddly at Ike]
Al Bundy : Then you're out of the club.