Married... with Children (TV Series)
Shoeless Al (1995)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
Quotes
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[first lines]
announcer on TV : Live from the Cayman Islands! The Home Swopping Network! Where you can swop that old crap you bought from some other shopping network for some *entirely new crap from us!*
Peggy Bundy : And they say there's nothing good on TV.
Marcy D'Arcy : [enters] Hi, guys. You wanna catch a Woody Allen movie with me?
Kelly Bundy : Mm. Oh, no. Woody Allen's never really done it for me. But... then again, I'm not his stepdaughter, so...
[whooping laughter from all]