- It's Al and Peggy's 20th wedding anniversary, but Peggy only wants one thing from Al....S-E-X. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud win the "My Dinner With Anthrax" contest which means a house party for the thrash metal band. But there will be no party unless they can get rid of mom and dad first. The answer? Tricking them into taking a Florida vacation that turns out to be a time share sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone. Back home, the house party gets dull with no food in the house and 10 feet of snow outside.
- Bud enters and wins a contest on "The Video Channel" to have a party at his house with legendary thrash metal band Anthrax (who seem quite unenthusiatic about the prospect). Unfortunately, Al and Peg's anniversary is the same night and Peg has Al scheduled for a whole night of sex. After stopping Al from breathing in his exhaust fumes, Jefferson tries to console him and gives him advice about the big night. Eventually, Bud and Kelly decide to get rid of the parents by giving them a big "vacation", that's actually a condo timeshare presentation, and send them to Florida. Al prepares himself, buying multiple copies of Big'Uns, and comments that the kids are having a great time.
Anthrax arrives for the party, but a freak snowstorm ensures that none of the 50 guests Bud invited can show up. The band is getting restless and hostile, and it only gets worse when the tragically unhip Marcy tunnels her way over. She professes her love of the Monkees after hearing that they are musicians, and the band is ready to leave when Bud produces the contract stating that they owe them a song. Joey Belladonna informs him that the title is "Dinner with Anthrax", and they refuse to play until they eat. Although horrified at the bleak wasteland of the Bundy refrigerator, Bud convinces the band to eat the foil-wrapped "mystery pack" which even Al refuses to eat. Scott Ian sees colors, Belladonna's portion bites him, and Charlie Benante muses why it's hot if it came from the fridge. Finally Dan Spitz claims "I see 50 people now" and the band plays their song In My World as the kids and Marcy mosh and trash the house.
Meanwhile, Al and Peg are interrupted by timeshare salesman Stan (Fred Willard), who tries to convince them of the joy of ownership. HE even presents their future celebrity neighbor, Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes of 77 Sunset Strip. However, the presentation is a bust when he learns that Al can't even afford the $6 down payment because he sells shoes. Stan orders them to be out by dawn. Peg resumes her conquest of Al, who laments that Kookie stole his Big'Uns.
Returning home to find the house destroyed and a guitar stuck in the wall, Al expresses his disappointment with the kids' behavior, and also the fact that Peg brought home Kookie, who gives the kids his comb. Kelly tells Al that the people on the porch are Anthrax, who have been quarantined to the Bundy house for 6 months due to eating the mystery pack. On the porch, Anthrax helps Kookie sing his theme song.
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